So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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