I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
