We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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