Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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