I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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