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(619): View more from California

You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door

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(205): View more from Alabama

i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers

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(807): View more from Ontario

I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other

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(541): View more from Oregon

I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.

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(231): View more from Michigan

This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.

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(702): View more from Nevada

It's next to that place that has cock fighting.

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