Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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