It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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