i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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