I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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