you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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