i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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