omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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