Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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