rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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