He is an equal opportunity slut.
operation have a gay friend backfired
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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