he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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