This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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