I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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