At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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