the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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