And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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