AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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