i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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