Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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