Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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