Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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