he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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