We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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