From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
