Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
