why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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