Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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