I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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