Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish i was in the wii world.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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