scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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