sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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