Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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