Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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