Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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