I'll bet she douches with gravy.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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