let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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