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I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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