Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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