Got a toothbrush?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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