Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's shark week go big or go home
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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