This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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