How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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