they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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