thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again