Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...