I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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