I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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